Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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