whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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