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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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