he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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