I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
How does one acquire holy water?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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