I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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