Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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