we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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