My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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