i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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