problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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