i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i will never coherently bang her
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
