WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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