You're so nebulous sometimes
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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