How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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