At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
BRING THE BAGELS
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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