You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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