Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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