Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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