Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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