Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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