On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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