I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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