He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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