this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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