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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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