He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
