Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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