like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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