life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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