How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
