So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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