Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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