Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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