help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I want a musical about memes.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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