Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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