spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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