you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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