i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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