The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
