'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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