I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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