you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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