One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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