Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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