check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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