3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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