anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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