Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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