...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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