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• (703): View more from Virginia

  he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies

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  and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.

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  kinda like you and your friends.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..

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  who won?

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  THAT is your concern right now?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.

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• (650): View more from California

  At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!

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• (305): View more from Florida

  My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  just found a picture from last night.

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  the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?

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  uhm.... no?...

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