he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
THAT is your concern right now?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?