Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(315): View more from New York

Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.

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(530): View more from California

it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever

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(706): View more from Georgia

He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake

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(407): View more from Florida

I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.

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(740): View more from Ohio

The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.

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