One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.