omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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