I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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