I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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