so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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