The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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