Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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