Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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